100 Funny Questions to Ask Your Partner

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Asking funny questions is one of the best ways to break the ice, liven up date night, or simply enjoy a good laugh together.

They can turn a dull evening into a hilarious adventure, help you see a different side of your partner, and even spark inside jokes that you’ll be laughing about for years.

Whether you’re looking to ignite a playful debate, uncover quirky habits, or just enjoy some lighthearted fun, these 100 questions will bring plenty of laughs and surprises!

Would You Rather…?

Would you rather questions are a goldmine for ridiculous conversations.

Some of these might make you question your partner’s sanity (in a good way, hopefully).

• Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet dragon?
• Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or maple syrup for sweat?
• Would you rather have to sing everything you say or dance every time you walk?
• Would you rather be able to talk to animals or be fluent in every human language?
• Would you rather always have to wear clown shoes or a Viking helmet?
• Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?
• Would you rather have an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?
• Would you rather eat only dessert forever or never have dessert again?
• Would you rather swap voices with a cartoon character or laugh like a villain?
• Would you rather live in a world with talking animals or flying cars?

If You Had to…

Sometimes, the best questions are the ones that force your partner into ridiculous scenarios.

• If you had to swap lives with a cartoon character for a week, who would it be?
• If you had to eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
• If you had to pick a theme song that played every time you walked into a room, what would it be?
• If you had to live in a movie universe, which one would you choose?
• If you had to wear the same outfit every day for a year, what would you pick?
• If you had to give up one modern convenience, what would it be?
• If you had to be a superhero, what would your power be?
• If you had to sleep in one weird place for a week, where would it be?
• If you had to wear a costume every day for a month, what would you pick?
• If you had to swap voices with a celebrity, who would you choose?

Totally Random but Hilarious

There’s no rhyme or reason to these, but they’re sure to get some unexpected answers.

• What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
• What’s the most useless talent you have?
• If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest?
• What’s the strangest thing you’ve done out of boredom?
• If you had to rename me, what name would you pick?
• What’s a made-up fact about yourself that sounds real?
• What’s your go-to dance move when no one is watching?
• If you could be famous for something ridiculous, what would it be?
• What’s the funniest thing you’ve misheard someone say?
• What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever bought?

Childhood Shenanigans

Let’s dig up some funny childhood memories and see what kind of mischief you got into.

• What was your most ridiculous childhood fear?
• Did you ever believe in a silly myth? (Like swallowing gum stays in your stomach for seven years?)
• What was your go-to excuse for getting out of trouble as a kid?
• What’s the dumbest way you ever hurt yourself as a kid?
• If you could bring back one discontinued childhood snack, what would it be?
• What was your most embarrassing school moment?
• What’s the weirdest thing you believed as a kid?
• Did you have a favorite ridiculous childhood outfit?
• What was the funniest prank you ever pulled?
• What’s a childhood toy you wish you still had?

Food-Related Ridiculousness

Food brings people together… but it can also spark some bizarre debates.

• Is a hot dog a sandwich? Defend your stance.
• If you had to pick one weird food combination to eat forever, what would it be?
• What’s your most controversial food opinion?
• If you could create a new holiday based on a food, what would it be?
• What’s your guilty pleasure snack that you’d never admit in public?
• What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever put on a pizza?
• If you had to eat only one fast food item forever, what would it be?
• If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life, which one would you pick?
• What food could you eat in massive amounts without getting tired of it?
• What’s the strangest restaurant experience you’ve ever had?

Embarrassing & Cringeworthy

Nothing bonds people like sharing truly embarrassing stories.

• What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done on a first date?
• Have you ever had a wardrobe malfunction in public?
• What’s the worst text you’ve ever accidentally sent?
• If you could erase one awkward moment from your life, what would it be?
• What’s the funniest thing you’ve been caught doing when you thought no one was watching?
• What’s the most embarrassing nickname you’ve ever had?
• Have you ever had an embarrassing moment at work?
• What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said in an interview?
• Have you ever sent a message to the wrong person? What happened?
• What’s a cringeworthy trend you once participated in?

Relationship-Specific Fun

Now, let’s turn the tables on each other.

• What’s the weirdest thing I do that you secretly find adorable?
• If I were a character in a sitcom, what would my most ridiculous trait be?
• What’s one completely made-up but oddly believable fact you’d tell people about me?
• If I had an outrageous reality show based on my life, what would it be called?
• What’s the most ridiculous reason we’ve ever argued?
• If we had to switch roles for a day, what’s one thing you’d struggle with the most?
• What’s one funny habit of mine that always makes you laugh?
• If I were a cartoon character, who would I be?
• If our relationship had a theme song, what would it be?
• What’s something funny I do that I don’t even realize?

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Closing Thoughts

Funny questions are an easy way to spark laughter and connection.

Whether you’re trying to lighten the mood, pass the time, or just see what kind of ridiculous answers your partner comes up with, these questions will do the trick.

Give them a try—you never know what hilarious conversations might unfold!